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Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Mad Cow

Why do men not get Mad Cow disease? Cause they are all Pigs....

Couples Argument

A couple was driving along when they had an argument. Neither of them wanted to come see their position so they drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. As they passed a barnyard full of mules, cows, and pigs, the husband turned to his wife and asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

War Report

A bomb was dropped in a remote community with lots of horses and pigs... ...An eye-witness report stated "There goes the neigh-boar-hood"

How do you spell Love?

Why do technicolor pigs have great breath?

Because they have lots of pigments.

Monday, March 3, 2014