Tuesday, December 30, 2014
Couples Argument
A couple was driving along when they had an argument. Neither of them wanted to come see their position so they drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. As they passed a barnyard full of mules, cows, and pigs, the husband turned to his wife and asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
War Report
A bomb was dropped in a remote community with lots of horses and pigs...
...An eye-witness report stated "There goes the neigh-boar-hood"
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