One day while George Bush was on his morning jog, he noticed a little
boy standing outside the White House gates. As curiosity got the best
of him, George jogged over to the gates to see what the little boy
was doing.
As he approached the gates, George was taken by surprise when he
noticed a sign saying "Republican Pigs For Sale." George asked the
boy about the pigs he was trying to sell. "What's up, son?" George
asked. To which the little boy replied, "I'm selling Republican
piglets. Would you like to buy one, Mr. President?' he answered.
"No, thank you, young man. I already have a pig. But thanks anyway,
and good luck," said the President. And he jogged away.
Thinking about how cute the piglets had been, George went to Laura
and told her about the Republican piglets. They both laughed about
how sweet it was that the little boy was trying to sell the piglets.
The next morning, George noticed the same little boy at the gate with
the same little piglets. This day, however, the sign read,
"Democratic Piglets For Sale."
George inquired about the sign: "Young man, yesterday when I was
here, you had a sign stating that these were Republican piglets for
sale. Now today you call the same piglets Democratic piglets. What's
the deal?"
all have their eyes open."
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